Front Yard Fishing
There are disadvantages to taking a trip to Tordrillo Mountain Lodge. For instance, sore legs from too much skiing, sore shoulders from hauling in silly amounts of huge fish and the post-trip hangover that inevitably hits when you return to your normal (ie not as fun) life.
Naturally, if these are what we here at TML call a ”disadvantage,” than our advantages must be pretty legit right? Correct. Example – front yard fishing.
To adaquety demonstrate the legit-ness of this advantage, we’ve created a simple 10-step process to front yard fishing at TML.
1. Wake up in your toasty warm Tordrillo Mountain Lodge bed.
2. Get dressed.
3. Walk to the dining room.
4. Enjoy a tasty breakfast made by our world-class chef (advantages to being on vacation)
5. Down a cup of coffee, milk, orange juice, beer, or shot of whiskey. What? You’re on vacation, right?
6. Step into your waders and grab your fishing gear.
7. Walk outside.
8. Cross the front yard.
9. Step up to the water.
Yes, it is that easy. And yes, you can do it too. But only if your next trip is to Tordrillo Mountain Lodge.